When a person spends more of their free time masturbating and drinking alcoholic bevereages than any other hobby or activity they are defined as being a 'masturcoholist'.
John's constant visits to pornhub combined with his drinking habits really makes me think that he suffers from masturcoholism.
by Evilpanda January 31, 2014
A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.
by EvilPanda December 20, 2003