Definitions by Evilous Dark Power

Confederate flag 

Better than the American flag. The American flag is a joke and is fugly

Confederate flag is a better looking flag than the American flag

Confederate flag by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

California 

I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I think you guys are all a bunch of Marxists dicks that doesn’t know what you are talking about. We are the ones that are telling you people to fuck off, dipshits.

Californians are worthless pieces of crap. And need to stay out of my fucking life.

California by Evilous Dark Power December 4, 2020

Christian Death 

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.

Christian Death were lame as fuck.

Christian Death by Evilous Dark Power December 4, 2020

3 More Hours 

Kamala Harris wants to add 3 More Hours to public schools in America.

Oh well, you people voted for this...so don’t come back crying

3 More Hours?? Are you out of your freaking mind. 3 more hours....so people get home from school at like 5 or 6 pm now??

3 More Hours by Evilous Dark Power December 3, 2020

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

There is no spoon by Evilous Dark Power December 1, 2020

Mr. Rogers 

He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.

Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.

I can’t believe they made a movie for Mr. Rogers.

Mr. Rogers by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house 

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020