Evil pop tart 's definitions

bondieuserie

Ostentatious piety. An open display of religious sentiment primarily for the consumption or edification of others.

Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Transylvania effect

The Transylvania effect is the folk belief that more craziness in behavior occurs when the moon is full. This belief is not supported by evidence, yet is widespread.

It's the full moon night; the mental patients will be acting up due to the Transylvania effect

by eViL pOp TaRt October 13, 2012

obfun

Obfun is short for "obligatory fun." It refers to the ice-breaking activities that are injected into all-day seminars oe conferences either to make it more interesting to the participants, to remove any sense of dignity that might remain, and to lend variety to the activities.

The all-day conference consisted of six hours of lectures, and three occasions of obfun in which we lowered Hula-Hoops over each other, wore silly masks, and pretended that we were a herd of lemmings migrating for survival.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 20, 2008

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

drachenfutter

Drachenfutter is a gift or some other form of peace offering used by a husband or boyfriend in order to appease an angry woman or girlfriend. Used primarily in cities where there is a significant population of German origin.

Since Jack forgot Madeline's birthday and went out with her older sister, she will punish him by withholding affection until he expresses sufficient repentance with some appropriate drachenfutter.

by eViL pOp TaRt October 5, 2010

minor benefits

The action of masturbating someone else.

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010

Cincinnati chili

This culinary barbarity from Cincinnati, Ohio is really a hoked-up spaghetti sauce that consists of a faux weak chili flavored with spices such as chocolate, cinnamon, allspice, and possibly Worcestershire.

This goop is spooned on pasta (of all things!) and topped off with ingredients such as chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, beans, and crushed oyster crackers. Cincinnatians who specify Five-Way Chili get the works: all of that.

A trip to Ohio would not be complete without sampling some Cincinnati chili, and enjoying the dribbling diarrhea that it both resembles and may result from it.

by eViL pOp TaRt December 31, 2006