Evil Zak's definitions

Quiche

A food primarily eaten by fake men.

Real men don't eat quiche.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

ARMASIEL

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak

1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

cybersex

A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.

Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".

by Evil Zak October 10, 2003

detpack

In TFC, an explosive device that is set by a demoman and, despite giving off noises that make it blatantly obvious it's there, still kills no fewer than four n00bs each time.

Unless you're deaf, there is no excuse for being killed by a detpack.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Browse by letter

The second most pointless feature on UrbanDictionary.

Only short survey is more pointless than Browse by letter.

by Evil Zak April 27, 2006

web site

A collection of interlinked web pages that makes its owner money by spawning pop-up ads out the shitter.

My dog has a web site. My dick has a web site. My dog's dick has a web site.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

Golfberg

Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.

Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.

by Evil Zak September 23, 2003