Evil Zak's definitions

opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

by Evil Zak January 4, 2004

web site

A collection of interlinked web pages that makes its owner money by spawning pop-up ads out the shitter.

My dog has a web site. My dick has a web site. My dog's dick has a web site.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

UPN

A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.

People watch UPN on Thursday.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

zygote

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

HWGuy

The best TFC class for ripping apart pretentious crybabies.

all HWGuys are ghey n00b phags cuz they rape me when im a scout - a pretentious crybaby

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

detpack

In TFC, an explosive device that is set by a demoman and, despite giving off noises that make it blatantly obvious it's there, still kills no fewer than four n00bs each time.

Unless you're deaf, there is no excuse for being killed by a detpack.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

dustbowl

1. The only massive geographical location in America to have appeared and then disappeared a decade later. It existed solely in the 1930's and not one person has ever wondered how it got there or how it left.
2. A bowl used to contain dust.
3. A TFC map where the blue team moves a flag towards a capture point, and the red team decides they'd rather have kills than wins so they switch to demomen and set detpacks, pipebombs, and MIRVs in their respawn.
4. A wrestling move Al Snow would do in a Hardcore match against Goldust.

1. My grandpa lived in the dustbowl
2. My cat knocked over the dustbowl
3. Dustbowl owns the ghey avanti
4. BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT IN ALL MY YEARS, KANG! AL SNOW HAS NO SOUL! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003