Definitions by Evil Zak

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The second most pointless feature on UrbanDictionary.

Only short survey is more pointless than Browse by letter.

Browse by letter by Evil Zak April 27, 2006

opinion 

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

opinion by Evil Zak January 4, 2004

cybersex 

A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.

Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".

cybersex by Evil Zak October 10, 2003

Word Life 

The life of words. Often associated with thuganomics.

Regardless of which crazy nigga invented it, John Cena owns him, so he owns Word Life.

Word Life by Evil Zak September 25, 2003

Golfberg 

Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.

Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.

Golfberg by Evil Zak September 23, 2003

ARMASIEL 

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak

1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(

ARMASIEL by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

mestado 

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.

1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.

mestado by Evil Zak August 1, 2003