Evil Zak's definitions

faint of butt

Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.

The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Golfberg

Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.

Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.

by Evil Zak September 23, 2003

zygote

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

web site

A collection of interlinked web pages that makes its owner money by spawning pop-up ads out the shitter.

My dog has a web site. My dick has a web site. My dog's dick has a web site.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

ARMASIEL

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak

1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

by Evil Zak January 4, 2004

Word Life

The life of words. Often associated with thuganomics.

Regardless of which crazy nigga invented it, John Cena owns him, so he owns Word Life.

by Evil Zak September 25, 2003