Evil Zak's definitions

mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.

1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

Word Life

The life of words. Often associated with thuganomics.

Regardless of which crazy nigga invented it, John Cena owns him, so he owns Word Life.

by Evil Zak September 25, 2003

opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

by Evil Zak January 4, 2004

Strong Bad's computer

See wet computer.

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Quiche

A food primarily eaten by fake men.

Real men don't eat quiche.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Browse by letter

The second most pointless feature on UrbanDictionary.

Only short survey is more pointless than Browse by letter.

by Evil Zak April 27, 2006

UPN

A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.

People watch UPN on Thursday.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003