Evil Zak's definitions

mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.

1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.

by Evil Zak August 1, 2003

UPN

A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.

People watch UPN on Thursday.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

zygote

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Golfberg

Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.

Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.

by Evil Zak September 23, 2003

faint of butt

Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.

The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

web site

A collection of interlinked web pages that makes its owner money by spawning pop-up ads out the shitter.

My dog has a web site. My dick has a web site. My dog's dick has a web site.

by Evil Zak July 25, 2003

Strong Bad's computer

See wet computer.

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003