Evie's definitions

red raw beef curtains

Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.

"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"

by Evie June 2, 2004

eodl

A common typo when trying to type in 'rofl'.

yesihatethisname: eodl
yesihatethisname: ...rofl

by Evie September 14, 2003

tops

good; of high quality

1. Man, this cake is tops.

by Evie October 15, 2003

johnny depp

The greatest actor I've ever whitnessed. Too bad half of his fanbase consists of a bunch of horny, pre-pubescent teenagers. He deserves a lot more recognition than he recieves. Thank GOD he strayed from the teen idol path or I'd have hated him. TI's = AHHHH. Go Jonneh!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by Evie September 14, 2003

Valiendil

A dork-on.

Valiendil is a dork-on.

by Evie September 14, 2003