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Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Rake shake

When a person puts a metal rake into an electrical circuit, and the electric pulse makes the person violently shake.
This morning I put my metal rake in to an electrical circuit and the high voltage of electrical pluses ran through my body causing me to rake shake.

My brother did the rake shake last night and he almost died.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
mugGet the Rake shakemug.

Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard
This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
by Everythingzen March 8, 2015
mugGet the Mustard slutmug.

Mexican cum guzzler

When a Mexican female swallows a mans cum like she has been starved of food and water for a week.
Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
mugGet the Mexican cum guzzlermug.

Kentucky wet face

When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.
Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
by Everythingzen March 14, 2015
mugGet the Kentucky wet facemug.

Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.
The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
mugGet the Ass tomatomug.

Afu

It's an abreiviation for the phrase all fucked up.
When I burned my face off, the wound was afu!
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
mugGet the Afumug.

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