Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes

1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Darbwitch

An unattractive female with a hoarse voice, cackle laugh and smells like stale tobacco and wet ashtrays.

1. Did you see that Darbwitch's skin it was like old stained leather.
2. How could you go there? She's such a Darbwitch.
3. Adam was mesmerized by the Darbwitch's gaze and odour

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 28, 2018

Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal

Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.

That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020

Shrubs

A person who has a chameleon effect to appear as a diverse range of ethnicities

Shrubs could you please translate this Arabic writing. Shrubs "I'm not Arabic"

I seen you in that Bollywood production Shrubs "I'm not Indian"

That was a good century you scored on the weekend. Shrubs "I'm not Pakistani"

Shrubs you need to stop running around with those Melbourne youth gangs. Shrubs "I'm not an African youth"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets April 28, 2020