EvLovesGoldenRivets's definitions

Terror Wristy

The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals

If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47

Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous

by EvLovesGoldenRivets March 5, 2019

Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.

Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up

by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal

Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.

That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020

Darbwitch

An unattractive female with a hoarse voice, cackle laugh and smells like stale tobacco and wet ashtrays.

1. Did you see that Darbwitch's skin it was like old stained leather.
2. How could you go there? She's such a Darbwitch.
3. Adam was mesmerized by the Darbwitch's gaze and odour

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 28, 2018

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018

Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018