Definitions by EvLovesGoldenRivets

Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

Marley minge munch by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

Tunnel teabag by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Tonguing the onion 

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

Tonguing the onion by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

Teabag Express by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

Devan 

Someone who gives the persona they are a high quality person but underneath they're a shit version you wouldn't piss on.

1. Devan looks like a good meat but tastes like shit.
2. Devan is like a Hyundai Sonata looks good on the outside but is an inferior product and goes like shit.
3. That person is a fraud they're such a Devan

Devan by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

Sherrie's Delight 

The action of a crack whore flashing her ice encrusted untamed wilderness to an unsuspecting victim.

1. Adam was taken by surprise at the sight of Sherrie's Delight.
2. The comment 'Adam I've seen you before' brought back memories of he had had the pleasure of seeing Sherrie's Delight & her beefy kebab lips.

Sherrie's Delight by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 8, 2018

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

Bush sock by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018