Euphemism 's definitions

hand-pussy game

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

by euphemism April 9, 2005

Polish Corridor

The act in which a virgin of German decent is anally penetrated by a Polish sausage so that when the sausage is extracted it leaves their anal cavities gape massively.

"Hans, where did you go after the party?"
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."

by Euphemism May 12, 2014

boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard

I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face

by euphemism April 9, 2005

school bus

a noisy environment full of opportunity for misunderstandings and creation of words/games like the word flipponitchi and the hand-pussy game

our school bus hit a toyota corrola but I thought it was a speed bump

by euphemism April 9, 2005

flipponitchi

1. (verb)to jump into a wall and hang on by one's teeth (rediculous and not to be used litterally)
2. (verb) to swallow one's own tounge due to excessive talking at high speeds

1. PERSON A: oh man, I flipponitchi-ed on the outside oh my house yesterday
PERSON B: that's bogus dude, you've stll got all your teeth teeth

2. if Kelly doesn't slow down she'll flipponitchi, but if I give her the heimlich maneuver I'll be charged with sexual harassment.

by euphemism April 2, 2005