Sexy Smoothie

A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.
Tony was feeling wiped so he broke into his supply of sexy smoothie and fueled up
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Pancakes and Pussy Day

March 25th is the day completely dedicated to pancakes and pussy, with anyone with a vagina being accosted by pancakes and those who wish to eat them out.
“I really wish every day was Pancakes and Pussy Day, I could really go for some breakfast and oral sex right about now”
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Back Alley Slurpee

A sexual act consisting of 2 partners (one of which being male), 1/3 cups of crushed ice, and a straw. The pair puts the crushed ice into the rectum of one of the partners, quickly followed by the insertion of the penis into said orifice. The male then has to quickly finish into the crushed ice, insert the straw into the anus, and slurp up all the refreshing juices inside.
Garth was working all day under the hot Alabama sun, driven on by the thought of a nice back alley slurpee once his task was fulfilled.
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Louisiana Hot Potato

A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.
Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”
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