When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
March 25th is the day completely dedicated to pancakes and pussy, with anyone with a vagina being accosted by pancakes and those who wish to eat them out.
“I really wish every day was Pancakes and Pussy Day, I could really go for some breakfast and oral sex right about now”
by EternalEmailingSystem March 26, 2021
A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.
Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021