Esso Edren's definitions

Trump Time

Faking yourself on a cover of a magazine.

I just learned how to use photoshop. Trump time!

by Esso Edren April 2, 2020

Pottie like it's 1999

Going to the toilet without your smartphone. As you used to in 1999.

I'll be fast, don't worry, I'm gonna pottie like it's 1999.

by Esso Edren January 11, 2020

crustybutt

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.

That article was so good I got crustybutt.

by Esso Edren October 8, 2018