Definitions by Erin

shwack 

a celebratory exclamation
Somewhat like "O that is so cool!" It was derived from the awesome sound a pencil makes when you flick it around.

"I got an A! SHWACK!"
ALSO
"Look at all the graffiti in my textbook from years past. That is total shwackage!"

shwack by erin September 23, 2003

mollywhop

to beat someone really badly

i will mollywop your ass

mollywhop by erin September 18, 2003

hes 

instead of using his or her in correct grammer, which is annoying, use hes.

Some one is missing his or her sock shall now be Some one is missing hes sock

hes by erin August 21, 2003

Cougar 

A Cougar must fulfill the following requirements:
1. 35 to 50 years old
2. Bleach blonde hair
3. hot pink lips/nail polish
4. desparately seeking younger men to use as she pleases, then dispose of
5. may be seen in packs in bars drinking rose zinfandel

A good example from pop culture would be Stifler's mom from "American Pie".

Cougar by Erin August 18, 2003

Cheating 

When one person has a significant other and performs any type of intimate acts with another person.

I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with another girl.

Cheating by Erin August 14, 2003

Gut-Rot 

An extreme feeling of sickness in one's digestive track that almost always results in a very severe and excrutiating case of explosive diarhea.

Eating at Coney Island and Shitney almost always gives me gut-rot.

Gut-Rot by Erin August 14, 2003

Squahnk 

A fart made while in the tub, that rumbles on the tub floor and makes a noise much like its name.

It didn't smell, but boy did that squahnk make a beautiful noise. Music to my ears...

Squahnk by Erin August 14, 2003