Eric Melech's definitions

igger

Someone who constantly ignores (iggy's) people in chatrooms and IRC, usually followed by informing the person of their being iggy'd. Yahoo chatters with programs like YElite and YTunnel are the worst offenders as those programs automatically spit out some digital garbage like "user, you just got ass canned in t3h hiz0uze biznatch yo yo yo! 1337 yidiots got theysawves CANNED yo yo yo!"

See the fucking goddamned definition!! Stupid urbandictionary and it's "Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words"...

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

cword

The polite term for cunt. Used by idiots and pussies alike.

Jimmy: j00 r sux0r c-wurd biznatch lolbunwiches
Eric: You.. are an idiot and a pussy.

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

9-11

The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.

i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i

by Eric Melech December 28, 2006

isnoop

Better known as the Gmail Invite Spooler, this most excellent service allows ANYONE to get a Gmail invite without having to pester random geeks and nerds on large message boards.

In a nutshell, it's a database of Gmail invites so anyone can easily get their hands on the equally innovative and totally awesome Gmail, which will probably grow to 3 gigs of inbox space per person by the end of the month.

Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail , enter your email address, and voila!

Current Gmail users can finally empty their 50 invites by scrolling down the page a bit and clicking the button (or by sending all your invites to gmail(N0SP4M)@isnoop(N0SP4M).net ).

Don't worry, your invite pool gets reset to 50 about once or twice a week, which you can then send to the Invite Spooler again! I've sent about 200-300 and plan on sending much more! Whaddya sitting here and reading this stupid definition for!? Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail and get/give some invites already!! Show your support by clicking their sponsors.

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

Asshole

The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.

See this site:

www.thedipstop.com/Asshole.html

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

10th base

When you get to home base twice in one evening, then have a threesome with said two previous people.

Danny seduced two separate chicks, man! Then got to play with them together! Holy crap, he's the first in our college to get to 10th base! We must worship him.

by Eric Melech July 20, 2008

meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00

by Eric Melech March 1, 2005