Captain's Hand

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.
See screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif
by Eric Melech April 17, 2005
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cword

The polite term for cunt. Used by idiots and pussies alike.
Jimmy: j00 r sux0r c-wurd biznatch lolbunwiches
Eric: You.. are an idiot and a pussy.
by Eric Melech April 17, 2005
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salad fingers

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out
S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons
by Eric Melech April 08, 2005
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10th base

When you get to home base twice in one evening, then have a threesome with said two previous people.
Danny seduced two separate chicks, man! Then got to play with them together! Holy crap, he's the first in our college to get to 10th base! We must worship him.
by Eric Melech December 14, 2005
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emoticunt

A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.
kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.
by Eric Melech April 18, 2005
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Obeausity

Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.
Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL

Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!
by Eric Melech April 08, 2005
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meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00
by Eric Melech March 02, 2005
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