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as a high school class, a hell of a lot easier than AP chemistry
as a college class, a hell of a lot harder than AP chemistry
as a college class, a hell of a lot harder than AP chemistry
"Josh is in general chemistry. He's dumb"
"General chem is nothing like what we did in AP chem last year"
"General chem is nothing like what we did in AP chem last year"
by Eric Guan February 15, 2008
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it is used to express humor, and is commonly used by people who are awesome and/or sexy beasts
lmaozedong > roflcopter
it is used to express humor, and is commonly used by people who are awesome and/or sexy beasts
lmaozedong > roflcopter
by Eric Guan November 4, 2007
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N. -- a delicious sauce or condiment.
A modified use of dank, usually used to describe food rather than marijuana.
N. -- a delicious sauce or condiment.
A modified use of dank, usually used to describe food rather than marijuana.
"Dude, that backflip was double dank sauce!"
"I'd like a cheeseburger and fries, with some double dank sauce on the side, please."
"I'd like a cheeseburger and fries, with some double dank sauce on the side, please."
by Eric Guan September 20, 2011
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a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students (mostly asian, varies by regional demographics) trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy sucessful in its original purpose.
A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.
Sometimes, some smart-ass will try to organize a chemistry orgy and invite a bunch of dumb people. When you try to leave, they'll simply re-invite you. You should beat up that kid the next day at school, in order to teach him a lesson.
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students (mostly asian, varies by regional demographics) trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy sucessful in its original purpose.
A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.
Sometimes, some smart-ass will try to organize a chemistry orgy and invite a bunch of dumb people. When you try to leave, they'll simply re-invite you. You should beat up that kid the next day at school, in order to teach him a lesson.
Sample from a chem orgy:
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM PARTY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM PARTY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless
by Eric Guan January 11, 2009
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Fornification Under the Consent of the King
"Under the Consent of the King" meant marriage, as premarital sex was not encouraged or legal, in some cases
also, just about one of the most versitle and vulgar words out there. (see Monty Python's Flying Circus' definition)
Fornification Under the Consent of the King
"Under the Consent of the King" meant marriage, as premarital sex was not encouraged or legal, in some cases
also, just about one of the most versitle and vulgar words out there. (see Monty Python's Flying Circus' definition)
by Eric Guan February 11, 2008
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Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.
Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.
"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."
by Eric Guan October 21, 2011
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"X-ray diffraction"
"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"
"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"
When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
"X-ray diffraction"
"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"
"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"
When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
by Eric Guan March 4, 2008
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