Eric Dick's definitions

vampire pussy

Female that thinks she is a vampire (also known as Goth girls.) Their appearance consists of a general apathy, a pale completion, worn out fishnets, and black leather dresses.

I went to numbers to pick up some vampire pussy.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.

After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Thomas M. Cooley

Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.

Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Thomas M. Cooley

1 - Thomas M. Cooley, located in Lansing, Michigan, is the largest law school in the United States.

Eric did not do well on his LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006