Definitions by Eric Dick

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

sausage and eggs breakfast by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

Thomas M. Cooley 

1 - Thomas M. Cooley, located in Lansing, Michigan, is the largest law school in the United States.

Eric did not do well on his LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

Thomas M. Cooley by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

vampire pussy

Female that thinks she is a vampire (also known as Goth girls.) Their appearance consists of a general apathy, a pale completion, worn out fishnets, and black leather dresses.

I went to numbers to pick up some vampire pussy.

vampire pussy by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Thomas M. Cooley 

Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.

Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

Thomas M. Cooley by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.

After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.

Chocolate twine by Eric Dick November 24, 2006