Eric Cartman's definitions

Terri Schiavo

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

3BL

Big Bertha Butt Love. Notice the 3 words starting with B. An extreme version of CBL with a chick around 400 lbs.

"I will never have 3BL." or "That chick in our Econ class is 3BL."

by Eric Cartman May 11, 2004

mullet

Everyone who said it's a redneck hairstyle is a hippie-crite!

Hippies
rock & rollers
metalheads
80's new-wavers from Europe
lesbians
homos

all wore the mullet at one time or another and YOU did too

David Spade is a faggot

by Eric Cartman November 18, 2006

ear jizzola

arab television

propaganda really fucks with your head

by Eric Cartman June 28, 2004

american idiot

16. American Idiot

Yet another record people love to hate simply because it breaks rank from a bands usual musical direction. Also associated with the "Liberal Media Bias", along with Micheal Moore films, any TV stations minus Fox News, and other scapegoats for peoples mindless hate.

"OMG American Idiot SuX! I don't have the attention span for a nine minute songs! Better go listen to New Found Glory before my head asplodes!"

Source: Azraith, Oct 4, 2004

You like New Found Glory?

Dude,you're a fucking faggot!

by Eric Cartman October 12, 2004

Dragon Ballz B

Mexican version of Dragon Ball Z

^__^ Ha HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

by Eric Cartman June 28, 2004