Eric Cartman's definitions

Hippy

Hippies there everywhere! They try and save the world but all they do is smoke pit and smell bad!

"Shut up you hippy! Go f**k a tree or something"

by Eric Cartman April 19, 2018

Casa Bonita

A totally rad mexican resturant where you can cliff dive go into the awsome scary cave then eat refired beans.

"Dude sex with your mom was soo cool."
"NO, not as cool as Casa Bonita!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

Terri Schiavo

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005

FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

CBL

Chunky Butt Love. Hooking up with a fat chick.

"He was so drunk he gave into the CBL."

by Eric Cartman May 11, 2004

3BL

Big Bertha Butt Love. Notice the 3 words starting with B. An extreme version of CBL with a chick around 400 lbs.

"I will never have 3BL." or "That chick in our Econ class is 3BL."

by Eric Cartman May 11, 2004

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004