Eric's definitions

Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004

I'm Coming!

Phrase shouted at climax of sex.

I'm Comming!!

by Eric March 21, 2003

P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

by Eric July 21, 2005

delux

to own fancy characteristics

that caddy is fuckin' delux

by eric March 10, 2004

Crap

1. Most Anime
2. Mac computer
3. Aol
4. McDonalds food
5. Rap music
6. Poop

1. My god this crap is boring
2. AAAAARRRGHH! my crappy computer is broken!
3. This web browser is absoloute crap!
4. hi id like a Crappy meal please.
4. Why are you listening to this crap?
5. oh my god my dog just took a huge crap on the lawn

by Eric January 2, 2007

skag

A low-life. Used in the film "Mad Max".

How about I rub your nose in some shit skag?

by Eric April 11, 2005