Eric's definitions

Happy lamb

A kind act that makes a lamb happy.

Eric is a happy lamb since his friends decided to visit him in California.

by Eric December 2, 2002

hey ya

This song holds three records. One:The most overplayed song/music video made. Two:The music video that uses more green than anything else. Three: The most annoying song I've ever heard.

Most annoying song of '03-'04!

by Eric May 31, 2004

skag

A low-life. Used in the film "Mad Max".

How about I rub your nose in some shit skag?

by Eric April 11, 2005

Plunge

To masterbate, to be more specific when you can hear noises whether or not your using lotion or lube.

Lets all have a plungin party, I'll supply the lube

by Eric December 3, 2004

for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

by Eric September 1, 2003

cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

by Eric January 3, 2004

Crap

1. Most Anime
2. Mac computer
3. Aol
4. McDonalds food
5. Rap music
6. Poop

1. My god this crap is boring
2. AAAAARRRGHH! my crappy computer is broken!
3. This web browser is absoloute crap!
4. hi id like a Crappy meal please.
4. Why are you listening to this crap?
5. oh my god my dog just took a huge crap on the lawn

by Eric January 2, 2007