Ereck Flowers's definitions

them fighting words

The phrase that inevitably follows when there is a debate over which video game is better.

Guy 1: 2 is better than 1, man.

Guy 2: them fighting words. . .1 is clearly better than 2.

by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

petty

When someone focuses on random, unreasonable problems, which consequently gets in the way of happiness for everyone involved.

She is so fucking petty. It upsets me that she cares about that crap, and as a result, that I have to do deal with that crap!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

instupidity

Both insanity and stupidity.

This relationship is instupidity to the nth degree.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

fun gun

An unnecessarily owned gun.

There should be no fun guns.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

baconeggncheese

A bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.

I need a baconeggncheese.

by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2017

whore

Someone who can't spell the alphabet, but can put a spell on you.

She was a whore. She got many Ds, including in her bra.

by Ereck Flowers April 15, 2015