The resultant mess left in the bog after a violent bowel explosion
God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy
The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs
He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.
Giving clitoral stimulation with use of panties
I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
Buy a
gusset flossing
mug!
Absolute nonsense, utter tripe. Meaningless drivel often associated with being off yer trumpet
Bernie was talking a right load of cobblespange. Fuck knows what it was about. He needs to stay off the glue
That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home
I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror
Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,
My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse
