Emotional Cruiser's definitions
A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.
I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
Get the MasterChef jurymug. Bearing the similar name as the car that can turn into a robot, "transformer" is an electrical device that transfers electrical energy from one circuit to another by changing alternating current (AC) voltage, either increasing (step-up) or decreasing (step-down) it. It works by using two magnetically coupled coils to induce a current in the second coil via a changing magnetic field created by the first coil, a principle known as mutual induction. Transformers are crucial for adjusting voltage levels for efficient power transmission and for operating various devices at their required voltage.
I thought we were talking about the cool robot cars, but then my buddy started explaining how a transformer actually changes voltage levels in electrical circuits—definitely not as exciting, but way more useful!
by Emotional Cruiser November 6, 2025
Get the transformermug. The fictional character in sci-fi movies who mainly speaks English because its scriptwriter is simply too "lazy" to invent a new fictional language
In every sci-fi film, the alien always speaks perfect English; it’s like the scriptwriter was too lazy to create a real language—guess we'll just call that alien convenience!
by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025
Get the alienmug. The phenomenon where a car that only has 1 row of seating but has Happy Family sticker sticked on its rear windshield anyway, defeating the original intention of the Happy Family sticker.
I saw a sports car with a Happy Family sticker on it—total Happy Family sticker misfit! How can they claim to have three kids when there’s barely room for two passengers?
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
Get the Happy Family sticker misfitmug. The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.
Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
Get the last resortmug. A child who possesses an uncanny ability to manipulate situations in order to gain more screen time on gadgets like smartphones, while skillfully avoiding parental reprimand. Despite theoretically easy strategies, their tactics are often difficult to apply without backfiriring, leading to more trouble than originally intended.
Ever since he discovered how to sneak his phone during family dinners, he's become such an Inspector Gadget—always scheming for extra screen time while dodging mom's questions!
by Emotional Cruiser July 9, 2025
Get the Inspector Gadgetmug. A playful slang term for a penis, particularly one that is often awkwardly or humorously referenced. Named after the clumsy character from the Japanese animated series, it suggests a lighthearted approach to discussing male anatomy, especially in embarrassing or funny situations.
When he saw a YouTube video where a model tried on women's underwear, everyone couldn’t help but notice his runny Shin Chan that stains his underwear!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
Get the Shin Chanmug.