Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
AFK pain
AFK pain refers to the pain caused by feeling missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. AFK pain feels even more intense as you go to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day, which is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. AFK pain is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.
After a long day of family drama and no YouTube, I felt that serious AFK pain creeping in as I lay in bed, knowing I had missed out on all the latest uploads.
AFK pain by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
Kafka
Kafka is a masculine first name derived from "k-" prefix meaning "destined for something unavoidable" and the acronym AFK meaning "unable to watch YouTube for long periods of time". The guys named Kafka oftentimes experience inevitable events that causes long periods of AFK moments, e.g. losing arguments with their parents.
Every time I hear my friend Kafka talk about losing arguments with his parents, I know he’s in for another round of AFK moments—poor guy can’t withstand breaks from watching YouTube!
Kafka by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
AFK pain
AFK pain refers to the pain caused by feeling missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. AFK pain feels even more intense as you go to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day, which is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. AFK pain is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.
After a long day of the abstinence of YouTube due to losing arguments with my parents, I felt that serious AFK pain creeping in as I lay in bed, knowing I had missed out on all the latest uploads.
AFK pain by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
AFK
Originally standing for "Absence From Keyboard", this term now standing for "Absence From sKreen" refers to the phenomenon where you feel missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. Similarly, going to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. This phenomenon is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.
I thought I could take a short break from YouTube videos, but now I'm hit with serious AFK vibes—I've missed out on countless of new YouTube videos while I was away from YouTube!
AFK by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
ITS
Standing for "Inferno of Technology and Science", this college with the acronym ITS has strict class rules, including (but not limited to) strict dress codes, and has its lecturers frequently give assignments to their students when there are many movies coming out in the cinemas.
I can't believe we have a major project due this weekend at ITS, right when all the new blockbusters are hitting the cinemas!
ITS by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
kayak
"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".
kayak by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025
17:32
A slang term that refers to the Bible verse 17:32 about the ban on free sex (having sex before / outside of marriage). For example, if a girl asks your WhatsApp number in order to be able to have sex with you outside of marriage, you just reply her with "17:32".
When she asked for my WhatsApp number, I just replied with '17:32' to make it clear I’m not interested in any sexual intercourse outside of marriage.
17:32 by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025