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Definitions by Emotional Cruiser

The slang term for "penis"
Don’t call it "eggplant" in public—someone’s gonna assume you mean the ridiculously phallic-looking vegetable.
eggplant by Emotional Cruiser June 10, 2026
The persons who concoct their own coffee drinks
That’s my favorite "barista"—they don’t just make coffee, they freestyle their own drinks and somehow they’re always fire.
barista by Emotional Cruiser June 9, 2026

Arabic bullet

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "rudal Arab", this slang term refers to the penis drawing on classroom blackboards.
Bro, stop messing around—there’s been another "Arabic bullet" on the blackboard and the teacher’s already suspicious.
Being given the ability to endure fasting, where you only eat one meal per day. This slang term is named after the Ramadan-born Taiwanese idol Grace Jonwilin, who is known for her one-meal-per-day fasting habit.
I’m graced right now—just one meal a day while I’m on my fasting schedule.
graced by Emotional Cruiser June 1, 2026

secret agent

A profession (or a class of person) who requires exceptionally good situational awarness, in order to plan agenda that cannot easily be explained to surrounding people
I think I’m dating a secret agent… he’s got that nonstop situational awareness like he’s always planning something.

cinematic marvel

"Cinematic marvel" refers to the kind of credibility a movie gains by having a post-credit scene. For example, the 2024 movie "IF" starring Ryan Reynolds gain this "cinematic marvel" credibility by having a post-credit scene.
The 2024 movie "IF" starring Ryan Reynolds gain this "cinematic marvel" credibility by having a post-credit scene.
That one social media platform that knows your birthday best
Facebook be that one social media platform that knows your birthday best—like it’s actually stalking me.