A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.
Turduvadove. ..Word from above.
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I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.
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“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
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When the teacher asked the child who was president before Barack Obama, she answered, "Bunnypants," because that's what her parents had always called him.
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You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
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