Definitions by Emerson Crossjostle

he'll 

the way auto-correct thinks hell is spelled

If there really is a he'll, auto-correct will be nearby.

he'll by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

pop psychology 

using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink

"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology

pop psychology by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Bros before Moses 

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

Bros before Moses by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Fucking Obama 

blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything

I can't believe it's raining. Fucking Obama.

Fucking Obama by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

vagnostic

One who has a solid trust in vagina despite having somewhat vague beliefs.

The vagnostic was a deep believer in vagina, although he/she knew not of just quite what.

vagnostic by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

dildoridoo 

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

dildoridoo by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

remote viewing 

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

remote viewing by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013