28 definitions by Emerson Crossjostle
Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.
Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
poop trash-talking other poop
"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."
"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."
(shit talking shit)
"You stink way more than I do."
"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."
(shit talking shit)
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink
"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
where the misspelled version of a word appears at top of Google because it was first defined on Urban Dictionary
An example of an urbdicted word is burritagasm. It's the combination of the word 'burrito' and 'orgasm'.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.
My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013