Emerson Crossjostle's definitions

Hell is for Mildred

what your grandma believed when she died because that's what you told her

I told grandma, "Hell is for Mildred," because that's what I thought Pat Benatar said. By the time I realized it was a song about children, my poor granny Mildred was dead.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

munchkin blumpkin

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

old people upsetting

can mean upsetting old people for fun,

or the feeling you get from watching old people being frisky

It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

diaperogative

a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention

I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

dbdb

Acronym: don't be a douche bag

The bouncer lost his stamper; so he used a pen and wrote 'dbdb' on everybody's hand.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013