Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

reverse Operation game

role-playing game; opposite of Operation board game; objective is to ring buzzer with organ

It's called the reverse Operation game. You put the organ in and try to make the buzzer ring.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Love Scopes

astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs

Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013

Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

munchkin blumpkin

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

pop psychology

using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink

"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013