Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.
If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.
by Emerald City March 08, 2024
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Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).
Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.
by Emerald City March 08, 2024
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Change jangler

noun
Pronunciation: CHAYNJ-jang-glur

1.a. A derogatory term for a vagrant or panhandler who solicits money in public spaces by rattling a cup or tin filled with coins to attract attention and encourage donations. Often associated with loitering or aggressive begging tactics.

1.b. A petty grifter or low-level scam artist who hustles for small amounts of money through manipulative or deceptive means, often blending into street-level schemes.

2. A pejorative label for an ineffectual political party or governing body known for its chronic inefficiency, excessive bureaucracy, and inability to deliver meaningful solutions. Characterized by dragging out simple legislative processes, wasting resources, and producing minimal or misguided results.
1.a-b Example:“That guy pretending to have a broken car for gas money? Total change jangler move.”

2. Example:
“That committee has become a bunch of change janglers — months of debate and still no progress on the housing crisis.”
by Emerald City May 31, 2025
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Turft

1. Fucked up.

2. Bummy and/or poor quality. Run down.
"Little buddy's sneakers are turft"

"By the time we left the party we were turft"

"Buddy got turft out* for being slippery at the mouth."

*(In the example of Turfed out*, the term "out" is an adverb or an amplifier that no only increases the degree to which said individual got fucked up, but also sheds light on a particular circumstance where the individual in question got knocked out, stomped out, and/or molly wopped.)
by Emerald City July 02, 2018
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