Emelie Awesome's definitions

Donkeshame

A man with a very large penis who is ashamed of it.

He sat in the corner feeling donkeshame, and embarrassed.

by Emelie Awesome August 8, 2022

The Nixer

When you are about to serve a restraining on your significant other, therefore, are preparing to not have sex readily available, if at all, so you have the person serving the order wait outside (car, next door, etc.) so you can get in one last quickie before it goes down, and afterwards you walk out the door and the server hands them the order. (Unbeknownst to them that the person being served has just been completely used for sole purpose of sex.) They usually give that person 30 minutes to grab some things and get out until the set court hearing .

She pulled the nixer in order to finally get kyle to stay away and out of her life .

by Emelie Awesome January 21, 2019

Jackfuck

It's a Jackass but you are too mad that you cant remember the "ass" part of the jack, so you say "fuck" because you can remember that word!

Kyle is such a jackfuck this morning!

by Emelie Awesome January 21, 2019

womb-ies

A set of adult twins that share a residence.

Those twins lived together in the womb and now they are grown up and we call them womb-ies.

by Emelie Awesome August 28, 2017

Nix

Water sprite (fairy) that only appears to a person right before they die from drowning.

I knew the Nix hadn't yet appeared to me, so as of now, there was hope that I would survive.

by Emelie Awesome July 23, 2017