Elysmile's definitions

Reasophobe

Somebody with reasophobia, which means they can't accept a good reason why something isn't real. Somebody can try to reason a reasophobe, but it usually never works.

Elyse: For the last time, Tom! You can't date or marry a motorcycle!
Tom: I'm attracted to motorcycles! It's called motorsexuality!
Layla: That's not a thing, Tom.
Carl: When are you going to finally understand, Tom?
Tom: Understand what?
Drake: That you can't date or marry objects!
Tom: Whatever you guys are motorphobes.
Layla: And you're a reasophobe.

by Elysmile January 30, 2021

elysethrasher

an imgflipper that almost everyone hates, although shes really nice once you get to know her

elysethrasher is nice once you get to know her

by Elysmile April 9, 2021

Duolingo

It's really nothing but a language learning website, and no, it will not kidnap your family, or murder you. If it said that, they probably posted that on April Fool's Day.

Duolingo myths are not true

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

Robin Banks

A funny prank name that sounds like robbing banks.

"Hello, I'm looking for Mrs. Banks, first name Robin."
"Robin Banks. Robin Banks anywhere?"

by Elysmile January 3, 2023

Callaghan

Callaghan can refer to

An Irish surname
Even a first name
A singer
Callaghan from Big Hero 6

That's what Callaghan refers to.

by Elysmile January 24, 2021

duo lingua

the latin word for "two toungues" sounds relatively similar to duolingo, which is a language learning app

duo lingua sounds like duolingo

by Elysmile April 7, 2021