That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
by Elwipfo July 28, 2018
Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “
by Elwipfo July 22, 2018
Damn I tried to short change that hook that wouldn’t swallow, but she caught me quick. She is a real trac hoe.
by Elwipfo July 22, 2018
Damn baby, i’m About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.
My man really gave me the debit card last night.
My man really gave me the debit card last night.
by Elwipfo November 20, 2017
by Elwipfo December 25, 2017