Elton John's definitions
A martial artist wannabee who takes it in the pooper. One who professes to be enlightening in the Oriental fighting arts but who is, in fact, a raging homo. See also Flacid wrist/Flaming Mantis or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
by Elton John April 2, 2005

Someone who lies about age to look cool infront of others to look cooler than people of his own age.
by Elton John December 28, 2004

by Elton John December 11, 2003
