Someone who lies about age to look cool infront of others to look cooler than people of his own age.
by Elton John December 28, 2004
A martial artist wannabee who takes it in the pooper. One who professes to be enlightening in the Oriental fighting arts but who is, in fact, a raging homo. See also Flacid wrist/Flaming Mantis or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
by Elton John April 02, 2005
by Elton John December 11, 2003