Elsbeth's definitions

General Chen

When a Navy veteran insists on using vasoline and surgical gloves to play doctor.

He seemed like such an upstanding citizen until he took me home for a General Chen.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

Dirty Shaggy

When he pulls her s dick out and sees she made it bloody causing him to freaks out and runs to the bathroom dripping a trail of blood the entire way

That's asshole pulled a dirty shaggy on my brand new white carpet and now I have to call Stanley Steamers to come clean up.

by elsbeth January 8, 2022

Dirty Theodore

When he takes her to meet his family then ditches her there.

Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!

by elsbeth May 29, 2022

Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

by elsbeth May 1, 2022

Sloppy Chicken

When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.

I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!

by elsbeth March 30, 2022

Dirty Vlad

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.

I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!

by elsbeth March 15, 2022

smaze

A smog like haze; a bleak, gray sky; poor visibility.

A chronic Smaze sat upon the coast like COPD upon a smoker's chest.

by elsbeth April 15, 2014