poon hound

See twat hound. A playboy.

That ol poon hound can't keep himself out of the ol stinkbox.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

donkey

When used as an adverb donkey implies sexual gusto.

She went donkey on that monkey.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

Spasian

A mixture of Asian and Latina heritages.

I'm so down for the Spasian chics.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

stunk (up)

Getting verbally (or otherwise) trashed or dissed.

(When used as 'stink' can mean planning to trash someone)

That fool just got up stunk up.

She stunk you up.

What's the stink?

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004