pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

donkey

When used as an adverb donkey implies sexual gusto.

She went donkey on that monkey.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

checks

A female, usually of the 'working' variety checking in with her keeper, or pimp, for the purpose of rewarding him monetarily.

It seems like all the bitches on Sunset Blvd make their checks in front of my apartment. There's always some fool screaming something about money.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

fecation nation

The state of being trashed (trash) or stunk up (stunk).

Welcome to fecation nation biotch.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

finger bang

A more fervant form of finger fucking.

Usually associated with more than one finger and, occasionally, the nether hole.

I'm really in the mood to finger bang someone.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

buffoocka

As in 'big buffoocka.' A term for someone, usually female, who unfortunately suffers from obeisity.

To brake out of my slump I went and banged a buffoocka. Charming, charming girl.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004