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Definitions by Elroy Fitz

He was a little light in the loafers, came across a little like a g.b.
g.b. by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

pinch position 

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.
My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.
pinch position by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.
The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.
bearded orifice by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

grab ass 

Basically dicking around or fucking off, often without sexual implications.
Quit playing grab ass and get back to work.
grab ass by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
When used as an adverb donkey implies sexual gusto.
She went donkey on that monkey.
donkey by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

poon hound 

See twat hound. A playboy.
That ol poon hound can't keep himself out of the ol stinkbox.
poon hound by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

twat hound 

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.
You ol twat hound you.
twat hound by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004