Ellis's definitions

college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

by Ellis April 23, 2005

Liquor Lozenge

Something to grease the throat and make ripped ass liquor slip down to flytown.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

by Ellis August 21, 2004

muppins

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

by Ellis August 21, 2004

highest pitch of voice

The highest attainable frequence of a spoken voice.

That dude from that party posessed the highest pitch of voice! Blood came out my nose!

by Ellis August 21, 2004

pangorgis

A bigger, larger, form of engorgis.

We crested the nest and spat our language at the pangorgis site that unfolded: a colossal Hybrid Champion!

by Ellis December 7, 2009

finna

In the process of starting a task.

I'm finna go to the mall.

by Ellis August 16, 2003