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Definitions by Elixir of Wisdom

cock rolling

The act of one rolling tape over his cock, then inserting it into the woman's vagina.

This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.
Jack typically uses cock rolling to prevent his girlfriend from becoming pregnant.

Windows Fail 

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

Rural Life 

The United States began as a largely rural nation, with most people living on farms or in small towns and villages. The rural life is perfect for peace and privacy, and for doing drugs.
Many Americans today still prefer the rural life.