Elias Creed's definitions
A hypocritical republican who is pro-war despite lack of WMDs or eminent threat, and regardless of the fact that they claim to believe foreign intervention is wrong and the US should not be world police.
Joe used to support ethical standards for politicians, limited government, and fiscal responsibility; but ever since Bush got re-elected, he's become just another lockstep warpublican.
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

1. The generic term for the overarching set of laws in a given locality setting limits and/or restrictions on individual gun ownership.
2. The NRA's pet cause, and the reason most toothless rural inbreds hate liberals in addition to their tolerance of gays and belief in science.
3. A cornerstone of progressive liberal social policy, ostensibly to reduce violent gun crimes. Unfortunately founded on the premises that inanimate objects bear responsibility for the actions of the people who obtain and use them, and that criminals would simply just obey laws forbidding them to own guns.
2. The NRA's pet cause, and the reason most toothless rural inbreds hate liberals in addition to their tolerance of gays and belief in science.
3. A cornerstone of progressive liberal social policy, ostensibly to reduce violent gun crimes. Unfortunately founded on the premises that inanimate objects bear responsibility for the actions of the people who obtain and use them, and that criminals would simply just obey laws forbidding them to own guns.
In European countries with strict gun control, both the assault and homicide rate from gun related violence is significantly lower than countries with more relaxed policies.
"Liberals want to take your guns away so terrorists can attack you in your homes and churches without you being able to fight back."
Liberals want gun buyers to be checked against a terrorist watch list. The NRA opposes this proposal.
"Liberals want to take your guns away so terrorists can attack you in your homes and churches without you being able to fight back."
Liberals want gun buyers to be checked against a terrorist watch list. The NRA opposes this proposal.
by Elias Creed June 20, 2007

Douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an Amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the World Cup.
Look at that fucking dutchbag... not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink Izod with a popped collar while talking WAY too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

1.) Generally used to ask for another beer.
2.) Can be substituted for the term "give me" (if you're a total dutchbag) ala The Office
2.) Can be substituted for the term "give me" (if you're a total dutchbag) ala The Office
"Mike, you're closest to the fridge, fucking beer me bro."
"Hey Jim, beer me that water"
"God beer me strength"
"Hey Jim, beer me that water"
"God beer me strength"
by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
