Definitions by Elemental
UFU
the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
university bookstore
a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.
When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.
university bookstore by elemental February 24, 2006
r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r
far, far better than simply to r0x0r. to rock like a fox in a box. because if you put a f0x0r in a b0x0r, that b0x0r would certainly be r0x0ring off the charts.
really grood.
really grood.
chel: someone just blew up the football stadium...looks like no more hokie football. ever again.
a: r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r! this is the best news EVER!
a: r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r! this is the best news EVER!
r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r by elemental October 12, 2005
hiLARious
funnier than the norm. in fact, funnier than just plain olde 'hilarious,' because you took the time to capitalise the letters L-A-R to emphasise the second syllable.
pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us
pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us
WEEP
acronym for White Eastern European Protestant. Just like a WASP; just for the rest of us who are NOT Anglo-Saxon descendents.
five, four, and a door
a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.
Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.
The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.
The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.
The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.
The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
five, four, and a door by elemental July 10, 2005
totally dominate
to eat with gusto. Total domination is apparently performed by groups of hippies sitting around a campfire when a pot of stew is offered. Undoubtedly, the urge to totally dominate a stew is caused by the munchies after totally dominating a blunt or five.
Oh man, we've been, like, totally dominating that stew you guys gave us.
Um, glad you liked it. Now please stop shining your flashlight into our tent.
Um, glad you liked it. Now please stop shining your flashlight into our tent.
totally dominate by elemental July 8, 2005