ElectricBananaMan's definitions

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019

Easy Wood

A male, who under the slightest of sexual encounters, achieves an erection.

Blake had some chick hug him and now he is hard, he just claims he gets easy wood.

by ElectricBananaMan February 26, 2009

Fianced

A "hip" term that essentially means getting engaged or getting married.

John got fianced with Jill.

by ElectricBananaMan January 13, 2009