ElCommissioner 's definitions
The Sonoma Valley, in northern California, is sometimes called the Valley of the Moon. This is derived from its slightly crescent shape. Because the valley is home to a very lively music scene, the area is also cleverly called the Valley of the Tunes.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2022
Get the Valley of the Tunesmug. Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
Get the lockdown poundsmug. A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.
by ElCommissioner July 14, 2020
Get the scentuationmug. by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017
Get the spawn jockeymug. Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.
by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
Get the GASmug. A musician who plays the violin in many styles; classical or bluegrass, hillbilly, or rock. A hybrid musician of sorts, not a violinist or a fiddle player...that person is a fiddlist.
by ElCommissioner January 16, 2025
Get the fiddlistmug. You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.
by ElCommissioner September 8, 2019
Get the vowel obstructionmug.