Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.
by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019
Get the catniption fit mug."In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."
by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017
Get the peckerpalooza mug.Wordbatim means the same thing as "verbatim"; exact same wording as the original message. However, in this day and age, we need a more "street" version.
by ElCommissioner July 28, 2019
Get the wordbatim mug.The “Full Fauci” is the policy and protocol regarding entrance to a public event during these COVID times. The explanatory copy follows:
With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.
*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.
*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
"It gonna be slow gettin' in, they're using the Full Fauci at the door," said the concert goer to his buddy.
by ElCommissioner October 02, 2021
Get the Full Fauci mug.Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
Get the soshmeed mug.The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.
"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.
by ElCommissioner July 01, 2017
Get the dead endin' mug.Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.
by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
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