quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

unfuck it

Fixing something that has been fucked up by a stupid mistake.

hey Jonny, you misspelt every word in your reports. I’ll unfuck it for you.

by El Wappo. June 09, 2019

Knuckle balling

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020