Definitions by El Muneco

Microphone Polluter  

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

Microphone Polluter by El Muneco May 7, 2009

twerkin

Real definition: jacking off.

Boy: Damn, Jimmy has been twerkin it since that porn started 2 hours ago.
Girl: Shit, he's gonna be chafe later on.

twerkin by El Muneco July 6, 2006

putete 

Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"

Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
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What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?

putete by El Muneco May 13, 2005

pedasito 

1. A really fine, good looking woman with a tight body.
Synonyms: Bizcochito

Hombre #1: Uuy! Mira que pedasito va caminando por aqui!
Hombre #2: Ay wey! Ve y pidele su nombre a ese bizcochito!
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Man #1: Wow! Check out that little piece of ass walking right here!
Man #2: God damn! Go ask that tight little thing for her name!

pedasito by El Muneco May 13, 2005

east los 

Comes from the full name "East Los Angeles,"

aka "Los"

Puro East Los, ese!!

east los by El Muneco April 21, 2005

New York

New York would seem so much better if people who live here, like me, wouldn't be so cocky as to say "we're the greatest city in the world!" bullshnit!!

And why are New Yorkers so scared that L.A. may be a better place to live? So many of the definitions (or whatever these musings are) mentioned something that sounded fearful of L.A.'s ascendancy...makes you wonder.

New York is a great city, but there are also other great cities in the U.S. and all over the world.

New York by El Muneco April 21, 2005

President Bush

Greedy, neoconservative, unconscious, ignorant fascist who is pulling the wool over a lot of conservative leaning fools.

Man #1: President Bush is a greedy, lying asshole, huh?
Woman #1: Yup! f&*k him!

President Bush by El Muneco March 5, 2005