Definitions by El Kal El

flappantly 

When someone's so dedicated to an ideal that they scream their ideals while flapping their hands and flailing their arms as hard as possible.

Boy, those protesters are flappantly proud to be gay.

flappantly by El Kal El January 28, 2021

robotexting

When the top of your head starts tingling and maybe the back of your head tenses up or burns and you cannot stop text spamming people garbage or your personal secrets or personal business.

May also apply to forced posting on your favorite website.

"Damn, that dude was robotexting Facebook with 100 posts before becoming a dick and screaming about killing Jews. ".

robotexting by El Kal El February 2, 2019

Robotexting

When someone is having a regular conversation with you and then they spam the same message over and over again.

"Stop robotexting 'my brain is burning, help me!' Jimmy... This is the hundredth exact text I got from you over the last 5 minutes."

Robotexting by El Kal El February 2, 2019

Roboghoster 

When someone starts spamming you with something that's important and you keep ignoring it despite the fact you rationally should respond.

"Gee, I hope I didn't catch that weird bug going around and turned into a roboghoster. My friend is shit posting on Facebook about how someone's trying to kill them. I would normally care and respond but now everyone and myself is ignoring them."

Roboghoster by El Kal El February 2, 2019

Cryptonite 

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.

"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"

Cryptonite by El Kal El February 2, 2019