Definitions by El Donko Deluxo

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

snap off a monkey tail by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

El Donko Deluxo 

Like a Donkey or Ass, only to the highest degree.

Man... Not only are you a DOnkey, you are El Donko Deluxo!

El Donko Deluxo by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

Slappy Pappy by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

routed by the liquid viking 

To get drunk or the state of being drunk

Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?

routed by the liquid viking by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

aw snap 

an expression of shock or amazement

Aw Sanp... Did you see that shit.. My man got his whole head up to his ears in that girl

aw snap by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

drop off the kids at the pool 

To take a dump.. Wait a minute, you don't take them... You leave them!

Hand me the sports page.. I gotta go drop off the kids at the pool!

drop off the kids at the pool by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003