6 definitions by El Donko Deluxo

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

El Donko Deluxo

Like a Donkey or Ass, only to the highest degree.

Man... Not only are you a DOnkey, you are El Donko Deluxo!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

drop off the kids at the pool

To take a dump.. Wait a minute, you don't take them... You leave them!

Hand me the sports page.. I gotta go drop off the kids at the pool!

by El Donko Deluxo June 28, 2003

aw snap

an expression of shock or amazement

Aw Sanp... Did you see that shit.. My man got his whole head up to his ears in that girl

by El Donko Deluxo June 28, 2003

routed by the liquid viking

To get drunk or the state of being drunk

Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003