Taoseño

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

jodaso

A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.

Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.

by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005

Lambe

Short for "lambe culo,", a term in Spanish that means a brown noser or a sycophant. Often used by kids in school to insult students who suck up to teachers by volunteering and answering questions constantly.

Chuy, you're a lambe!

by El Don Diguidi September 02, 2009

piojos

Spanish for head lice.

Ai, mijo, ¡tienes los piojos otra vez!

by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005

Viejita

Spanish word that means a little old lady.

I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Chingadero

A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".

Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009