El Don Diguidi's definitions

Brohibited

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.

John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.

by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010

Lambe

Short for "lambe culo,", a term in Spanish that means a brown noser or a sycophant. Often used by kids in school to insult students who suck up to teachers by volunteering and answering questions constantly.

Chuy, you're a lambe!

by El Don Diguidi September 2, 2009

Viejita

Spanish word that means a little old lady.

I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Nalgón

Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

Chingadero

A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".

Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Taoseño

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009