Definitions by Edward Von Trapp

Joygasm 

A moment of intense joy that results in orgasmic feelings in the mind (and/or body).

"That movie was great!"
"I know! The ending gave me a joygasm!"

Joygasm by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)

Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!

Rasputin sized by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

Bast-tard 

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*

Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

Bast-tard by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008