Eduardo's definitions

El Nino

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

toston request

#1 it's when you go to a restaurant and you request that they bring you a toston.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.

#1 You go to a restaurant and say "Sir! Bring me a toston!"

#2 "Maurizio request your toston!"

by Eduardo April 23, 2004

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".

Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

MTV

mindless tunnel vision

yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.

by Eduardo July 8, 2003

kafrin

a sad little black girl with dreads and she always talks about her dreads and how they're so Mandingoish "ooh la la" she smells like a cat, i mean, like a pussy and she is in love with hwer little brother because he has "sex bumps" which are what she calls his terrible acne. I'm glad I'm not kafrin

Kafrin watches her gay gladiator movie and the hangs with katelyn sjostedt before making out with her little brother, steve berna

by eduardo December 4, 2003