Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick's definitions

SNUF Bag

A grand item only obtainable by having an uncle Fred. SNUF stands for Special Needs Uncle Fred. It contains very nice foods such as bicuits, crisps, cake, and chocolate. Me and my dad recieve one every week from the legend known as SNUF. My gran (Fred´s sister) tells him he cant go spending all that money every week on me and my dad. Fred (also known as Willo) holds up a 20 pound note and says; its only two of these.

ME AND DAD(to my gran): A up Swytheerbridge, whats in the SNUF bags?
GRAN(Swyteerbridge): There´s some crisps, biscuits, cake, and chocolate.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

Pork Scotch Talent

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.

Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

Asda Toilets

A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.

DAD: What have you been doing lately?

MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009