Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Curry Bunny

1. An Indian or Pakistani person;
2. A fan of curries, a curry lover.

1. Ahmed is a curry bunny.
2. Joe is a curry bunny.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Meryl

Rhyming slang derived from the American actress, Meryl Streep. There are 2 meanings:-

1. Meryl Streep = sheep;
2. Meryl Streep = sleep.

The context will identify the meaning.

1. The crowd were so stupid, just a load of Meryls.
2. He was so tired he fell into a deep Meryl.

by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006