Definitions by Edmund Unceworthy

steamdogger 

A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced

Dude, she gave me a steamdogger!

steamdogger by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

slake 

noun; a gratifying or pleasurable turn of events
verb; to gratify or satisfy

That hard-boiled egg burrito sure was a slake, mom!

The television slaked me with Encino Man

slake by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

arm blast 

a day at the gym entirely devoted to biceps

I say Nigel, that arm blast was a real treat!

arm blast by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

festschrift

1. a bound collection of writings in honor of a noted scholar

2. an unexpected affirmation

Was that a festschrift to Bourdieu, or a festschrift to 'Bourdon't'?

A festschrift...to me??

festschrift by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

bardache

n. a young boy kept by an elder gentleman for unnatural purposes; used especially by Frenchmen in reference to young, nubile Egyptian males

Come hither bardache, I seem to have a chancre that needs tending to.

bardache by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

turgid

adj. something that is gross or unseemly

Man, that is a turgid baby.

turgid by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

stank 

v. to perfom coitus with another human being; usually referred to a Frenchman stanking someone

Dude, Diane Lane got stanked by that French dude in 'Unfaithful'.

stank by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006