Edmund Unceworthy's definitions

arm blast

a day at the gym entirely devoted to biceps

I say Nigel, that arm blast was a real treat!

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

festschrift

1. a bound collection of writings in honor of a noted scholar

2. an unexpected affirmation

Was that a festschrift to Bourdieu, or a festschrift to 'Bourdon't'?

A festschrift...to me??

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

steamdogger

A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced

Dude, she gave me a steamdogger!

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

bardache

n. a young boy kept by an elder gentleman for unnatural purposes; used especially by Frenchmen in reference to young, nubile Egyptian males

Come hither bardache, I seem to have a chancre that needs tending to.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

stank

v. to perfom coitus with another human being; usually referred to a Frenchman stanking someone

Dude, Diane Lane got stanked by that French dude in 'Unfaithful'.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

turgid

adj. something that is gross or unseemly

Man, that is a turgid baby.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

slake

noun; a gratifying or pleasurable turn of events
verb; to gratify or satisfy

That hard-boiled egg burrito sure was a slake, mom!

The television slaked me with Encino Man

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006