Definitions by Edmond LaRose

cinemaze 

The collection of roped-off lines you stand in at those mega-movie complexes.

I was halfway through the cinemaze when I realized I was in line for the wrong movie.

cinemaze by Edmond LaRose September 18, 2008

cinemaze 

The collection of roped-off lines you stand in at those mega-movie complexes.

I was half-way through the cinemaze when I realized I was in line for the wrong movie.

cinemaze by Edmond LaRose September 16, 2008

incumber 

To block the path to progress, specifically by lifetime politicians who look out for themselves and their friends.

I'd rather a politician do nothing than incumber us with more needless taxes and regulations.

incumber by Edmond LaRose September 16, 2008

slobloggets 

Those disgusting little crumbs and bits of dried food that collect in and around your computer keyboard from eating at your workstation. n.

1. Jeff, if you don't clean your workstation, those slobloggets are are going to start growing potatoes.

2. He's the worse sloblogger I've ever seen. (var)

slobloggets by Edmond LaRose September 15, 2008

quackle 

Noun. 1. A cross between a quack and a cackle. 2. An irritating staccoto laugh.

Verb. To laugh in a cackling staccoto manner.

Did you hear the Senator's quackle during her interview? It sent chills up my spine.

quackle by Edmond LaRose October 7, 2007

flojectile 

The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.

I need to wash those flojectiles off my bathroom mirror before the Health Department shuts me down.

flojectile by Edmond LaRose September 5, 2006

roksok 

A hug given with a wild sense of enthusiasm.

As a noun: Christine was so excited at her new job she laid some serious roksok on me.

As a verb: 1. Rok me sok me, baby! 2. She makes my bones ache when she roksoks me like that.

roksok by Edmond LaRose August 30, 2006