Eddy's definitions

Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

by Eddy September 5, 2007

F your A

Euphemism / abbreviation for "Fuck your Ass".

You lost my days work? I'm gonna F your A!

Guy: Hey babe, let's get kinky.
Girl: OK... F my A big guy!

by Eddy September 24, 2007

DULLton mcSQUINTY

Nick name for ontario's premier. DULL because he is a dullard and SQUINTY because he is shortsighted.

Is that dumbass DULLton mcSQUINTY STILL premier of ontario?

by Eddy March 7, 2008

anarchism

Where we are headed when we realize just how useless the state and capitalism are.

People object that murderers and thiefs will ruin anarchism, but I think those people get off on hurting others and would gladly support the state if it gave them a chance to hurt others, except that they'll die when they try to declare war on the anarchists and lose due to their stupidity.

Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.
The state only exists to serve itself.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

socialism

A political and ecomonic ideology that moves away from the foolish concept of wealth. It has numerous forms, all left wing.

If you oppose socialism, you are for antisocialism, which makes you antisocial. Take that, greedy capitalists.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

borg

Anyone who listens to heavy metal music and promotes anarchy to rebel, just like every other teenager.

Those borg are trying to assimulate people with poorly written heavy metal music.

by Eddy May 24, 2003

racism

The ignorant belief that race is important and worth discriminating based on.

The fact that noöne knows who the real aryans were should be enough proof that white racists don't know what they tallking about when they ramble on about the "aryan race".

by Eddy July 15, 2003