Eddie J.'s definitions

blackboard football

the best thing on facebook

i just beat your ass in blackboard football

by Eddie J. September 11, 2007

2 girls 1 cup

A very extreme video on the web involving two women shitting and then proceeding to eat the shit, while performing various other sexual acts with the shit. Very nasty, yet somehow arousing...... hmmmmmm......

I applaud 2 girls 1 cup....

by Eddie J. January 6, 2008

wavy

the word everyone started using when they hopped on Max B's dick... roughly translates to mean somethin is real nice, or somethings good... basically it just has an overall positive connotation

1. yo dat car is wavy.
2. i'm feelin real wavy right now.
3. i'm ridin max b dick so hard yo, shit is wavy!

by Eddie J. December 23, 2008

authority

what you must respect

"Respect My Authority!!"

by Eddie J. January 23, 2008

fatass

if you looked this word up... YOU ARE

you have GOT to be a fatass to even think about looking up this word on urbandictionary.com. get out more

by Eddie J. April 20, 2007

american gladiators

A show that started in the '80s but was recently re-created. Perfect show to watch regular people get completely owned by huge bodybuilding people

*Watching American Gladiators*

Contestant: Hi, my name is Mike, and I think I can take the gladiators because of my self-determination and self-confidence.

*Gladiator beats the shit out of him in PowerBall and nearly knocks his head off in the Joust*

*Paramedics are rushed in*

by Eddie J. January 14, 2008

papa johns

please refer to shit

dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu

by Eddie J. December 15, 2008